My name is John Worthington and I like to party like Jesus in a Tuxedo T-Shirt.
I live in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia.
The origins of John Worthington are a subject of great mystery and intrigue amongst historians.
Some say he began life as a simple farm boy to Robin Wright Penn, some claim that he had no father and was the subject of a mysterious force (even though we all know that the old Emperor dude had it off with the slave girl… c’mon, he basically said it in Episode III). Despite this, most believe it was a result of his ‘mother’ and ‘father’ having sex, an issue John continues to deny and block from his mind.
A product of the land of Australia, he has been kicked by a kangaroo but is yet to ride one, a feat he hopes to achieve when he finally passes his Roo License.
A keen photographer, technologist, music lover, culinary artist and pop culture junkie, he spends his days writing smart ass comments and funny captions, trying to delight his one remaining FriendFeed fan (you know who you are).
While reports of his spectacular death have been greatly exaggerated, the Super Deadly Secret Silent Puppy-Walking Ninja Forces Team Discovery Channel is addressing the issue post-haste.
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